What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 05:26

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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You Only Live Twice
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Moonraker
Consequatur corporis quos perspiciatis tenetur vel totam.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
Dr No